There are no diamonds here. I lost myself along the way.Read more "Lost in Life"
she’s a proud-nosed warrior with massive thighs that’ll pulverise a man’s pelvis should she choose to make him her voe. sure, he will never walk again but what the hell… life’s too short to worry about piffling little details like that! he could always hitch himself a sand seal ride should he find the need to venture beyond the bedroom!Read more "I am Gerudo"
female sexuality is not a dirty word. it’s two dirty words put together to make a thing that ought to be celebrated.Read more "Arch Feminal [NSFW]"
Three little Soldiers stand in a row, Two stand straight and the other bends low. Along comes the Sergeant and what do you think? Off pops her halter, quick as a wink. Bless them and their tiny bazooms, Their strap-on guns and primed vavooms. Four little Soldiers ready to blow, To make sweet jiggy and war […]Read more "Toast of London [NSFW]"
To prevent heartache do not breathe when ejected from the birth canal. Better still, get born a lemon. No heart. No lungs. No feels or anything. Lemons don’t scream when they’re getting their insides screwed out by the twisty turny hand of fate. Such a pity that you won’t even make for a cool, refreshing […]Read more "Medicate (be Happy or Else) [NSFW]"
i wake up one morning and say, “shit. this is what i look like.” i know something then. something about myself. perhaps i always have. i know i’m not what i could be if i dared not to care what others thought of me. i know that my fundamentals will remain stashed in my slacks for the rest […]Read more "Identity"
this pretty creature was created on my wii u gamepad using the art academy app. i guess i have a thing for showing frailty. i don’t know why. it seems ironic really, drawing this on a nintendo console. that’s right. nintendo. the video game company that has long been regarded as the epitome of fun. there’s speculation as to the meaning of […]Read more "Pale Bloom"