Toast of London [NSFW]

Three little Soldiers stand in a row,
Two stand straight and the other bends low.
Along comes the Sergeant and what do you think?
Off pops her halter, quick as a wink.

Bless them and their tiny bazooms,
Their strap-on guns and primedΒ vavooms.
Four little Soldiers ready to blow,
To make sweet jiggy and war not sow.

33 thoughts on “Toast of London [NSFW]

  1. As I mentioned on FB, this has given me my broadest smile of the week. Maybe longer. It’s like total football: total art. The complete conceptualisation and integration from the beginning of both picture and word.

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    1. aw, thank you, mils. seriously, that makes my day! this image was also my sneaky homage to a new series that i’ve been watching called toast of london. the second season of this rather brilliant and off-the-wall british sitcom has marching girls in the opening titles. when i saw that i just knew i had do do my own version! πŸ™‚

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      1. Sometimes, good eggs need to be cooked and scrambled. Then every human must eat them. Unless of course that’s considered cannibalism then I don’t know what is. hahahaha!!!! Joking. Hope that made you laugh. πŸ™‚

        Seriously though, you are a good friend and I cherish it all the time. πŸ™‚

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