why wouldn’t you kiss the ground she walked on. you just would, wouldn’t you?Read more "Goddess [NSFW]"
who wants to work gazillion hour days for a lifetime of mortgage payments and trying to fit in? who wants 2.5 screaming children, a multitude of hateful jobs, zero sleep, and the suffocating burden of having to be ‘normal’ like everyone else? yeah, that’s not my idea of heaven. even we xenomorphs need to discover […]Read more "The Scream"
this can’t be all there is. what say you of that dwindling membrane between realities?Read more "Osmose"
she’s a proud-nosed warrior with massive thighs that’ll pulverise a man’s pelvis should she choose to make him her voe. sure, he will never walk again but what the hell… life’s too short to worry about piffling little details like that! he could always hitch himself a sand seal ride should he find the need to venture beyond the bedroom!Read more "I am Gerudo"
Three little Soldiers stand in a row, Two stand straight and the other bends low. Along comes the Sergeant and what do you think? Off pops her halter, quick as a wink. Bless them and their tiny bazooms, Their strap-on guns and primed vavooms. Four little Soldiers ready to blow, To make sweet jiggy and war […]Read more "Toast of London [NSFW]"
To prevent heartache do not breathe when ejected from the birth canal. Better still, get born a lemon. No heart. No lungs. No feels or anything. Lemons don’t scream when they’re getting their insides screwed out by the twisty turny hand of fate. Such a pity that you won’t even make for a cool, refreshing […]Read more "Medicate (be Happy or Else) [NSFW]"
i wake up one morning and say, “shit. this is what i look like.” i know something then. something about myself. perhaps i always have. i know i’m not what i could be if i dared not to care what others thought of me. i know that my fundamentals will remain stashed in my slacks for the rest […]Read more "Identity"