The Scream

who wants to work gazillion hour days for a lifetime of mortgage payments and trying to fit in? who wants 2.5 screaming children, a multitude of hateful jobs, zero sleep, and the suffocating burden of having to be ‘normal’ like everyone else? yeah, that’s not my idea of heaven. even we xenomorphs need to discover […]

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I am Gerudo

she’s a proud-nosed warrior with massive thighs that’ll pulverise a man’s pelvis should she choose to make him her voe. sure, he will never walk again but what the hell… life’s too short to worry about piffling little details like that! he could always hitch himself a sand seal ride should he find the need to venture beyond the bedroom!

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Toast of London [NSFW]

Three little Soldiers stand in a row, Two stand straight and the other bends low. Along comes the Sergeant and what do you think? Off pops her halter, quick as a wink. Bless them and their tiny bazooms, Their strap-on guns and primed vavooms. Four little Soldiers ready to blow, To make sweet jiggy and war […]

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i wake up one morning and say, “shit. this is what i look like.” i know something then. something about myself. perhaps i always have. i know i’m not what i could be if i dared not to care what others thought of me. i know that my fundamentals will remain stashed in my slacks for the rest […]

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