Three little Soldiers stand in a row, Two stand straight and the other bends low. Along comes the Sergeant and what do you think? Off pops her halter, quick as a wink. Bless them and their tiny bazooms, Their strap-on guns and primed vavooms. Four little Soldiers ready to blow, To make sweet jiggy and war […]Read more "Toast of London [NSFW]"
To prevent heartache do not breathe when ejected from the birth canal. Better still, get born a lemon. No heart. No lungs. No feels or anything. Lemons don’t scream when they’re getting their insides screwed out by the twisty turny hand of fate. Such a pity that you won’t even make for a cool, refreshing […]Read more "Medicate (be Happy or Else) [NSFW]"
i wake up one morning and say, “shit. this is what i look like.” i know something then. something about myself. perhaps i always have. i know i’m not what i could be if i dared not to care what others thought of me. i know that my fundamentals will remain stashed in my slacks for the rest […]Read more "Identity"
this pretty creature was created on my wii u gamepad using the art academy app. i guess i have a thing for showing frailty. i don’t know why. it seems ironic really, drawing this on a nintendo console. that’s right. nintendo. the video game company that has long been regarded as the epitome of fun. there’s speculation as to the meaning of […]Read more "Pale Bloom"
no, kitty cat, don’t sleep there. goddammit!Read more "Sexual Frustration [NSFW]"
i had my severest anxiety attack a few years ago. it happened while i was setting up an art display in a public library. i wondered what the hell i was doing there. couldn’t the people in my illustrators group see i was just a fraud? an impostor? i didn’t deserve to have my pathetic shit […]Read more "One Pulse"
You and me are two dinosaurs and our time has run out. Pity that we got lucky and thoughtless survived. Here below we come in nowhere, old-fangled, starry-eyed, delicate as an egg-shell. Unreconstructed. Side-by-side we look at the sky, squinting through rockets’ blaze, longing for times when the Moon wasn’t for sale: $19.99 per acre. […]Read more "Keep the Change"