Toast of London [NSFW]

Three little Soldiers stand in a row, Two stand straight and the other bends low. Along comes the Sergeant and what do you think? Off pops her halter, quick as a wink. Bless them and their tiny bazooms, Their strap-on guns and primed vavooms. Four little Soldiers ready to blow, To make sweet jiggy and war […]

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i wake up one morning and say, “shit. this is what i look like.” i know something then. something about myself. perhaps i always have. i know i’m not what i could be if i dared not to care what others thought of me. i know that my fundamentals will remain stashed in my slacks for the rest […]

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Pale Bloom

this pretty creature was created on my wii u gamepad using the art academy app. i guess i have a thing for showing frailty. i don’t know why. it seems ironic really, drawing this on a nintendo console. that’s right. nintendo. the video game company that has long been regarded as the epitome of fun. there’s speculation as to the meaning of […]

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One Pulse

i had my severest anxiety attack a few years ago. it happened while i was setting up an art display in a public library. i wondered what the hell i was doing there. couldn’t the people in my illustrators group see i was just a fraud? an impostor? i didn’t deserve to have my pathetic shit […]

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Keep the Change

You and me are two dinosaurs and our time has run out. Pity that we got lucky and thoughtless survived. Here below we come in nowhere, old-fangled, starry-eyed, delicate as an egg-shell. Unreconstructed. Side-by-side we look at the sky, squinting through rockets’ blaze, longing for times when the Moon wasn’t for sale: $19.99 per acre. […]

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